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Hoochie Coochie

1. slutty women who can never seem to find their own man to fuck

2. A shameless hussy who always pushes up on a guy, even though he has a girlfriend
Damn man, it seems that everytime i find a man, some hoochie coochie always tries to fuck with him.
by Betty Bee October 19, 2006
mugGet the Hoochie Coochiemug.

Coochie Clench

Common bathroom occurrence amongst females. When you are getting ready to urinate and there is someone that unexpectedly goes into the stall next to you. You clench up your nether regions to stop a possible loud tuft of air from escaping.
I had to pee soooooo bad earlier! Jasmine walked into the stall next to me right before the grand release and I had to do a coochie clench so I would not embarass myself.
by MDermy August 23, 2010
mugGet the Coochie Clenchmug.

Coochie Bomb

An expulsion of flatus which seeps up from the anus and enters the woman's vagina for later deployment.
One time, in physics lab, I tried to sneak out a quiet fart..I ended up giving myself a coochie bomb. I had to go to the bathroom and let it out.
by OneLmichele January 30, 2009
mugGet the Coochie Bombmug.

coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
by sophalicious September 17, 2021
mugGet the coochie cobsmug.

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