Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.

by Guins November 21, 2018

Sno-coned

Ejaculating on the anal of some broad.

Drk pulled out his peppy and sno-coned Bet Bet's brown eye.

by Sno-conedbyJeff November 24, 2020

Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

calve cone

someone who breaks your calves

Ow, that guy is a calve cone!

by dictonaryboy June 6, 2023

corn cone

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags

I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

Thrones and Cones

The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.

"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"

"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"

by shaq_isking1 April 17, 2019

BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it

Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone

by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021