Concrete

Concrete is Eric.
Eric is concrete.
The one and only, the Noms.

‘Noms, bruv, this concrete has a nice finish, very Eric’

by TheNomsEcat July 1, 2019

concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.

Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck

by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019

concrete

1) Solid, overall of good quality.

Warren Buffet: yo mf our profits are concrete this month

by DBongoMotto October 4, 2019

Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020

Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.

I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"

by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020

Concrete panini

an act in which you place your balls on concrete and have another concrete brick placed on top. Have a bystander jump on the brick to explode your balls and create a concrete panini. Cheese can be added for extra fun.

Omg last nights party was so fun, we gave Lazarrfit a concrete panini.

by 12345aleksnot7 June 21, 2021

concrete eater

an elite species discovered by flamingo.

today in national geograghic, we are featuring concrete eaters. thier an elite species and must be protected from life at all costs.

by poipeoplepersone January 14, 2022