gary come home

a sad song from spongebob

Guy: Why are you crying?
Other Guy is listening to Gary Come Home

by arkusas October 2, 2016

Til The Cows Come Home

An indefinite amount of time; usually meant to convey forever, or eternity.

I'll love you til the cows come home

by Maneron January 21, 2011

Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.

Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards

by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018

What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

Come home

The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline

It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery

by Lameric March 22, 2017

Come On

The single most persuasive phrase in the English language.

Michael: I'm not sure I want to do this.
Gob: Come on!

by CJBC December 3, 2006