Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018

Colossus

Colossus is a superhero badass with incresdible strength and amazingly good speed for his metallic organic steel. But the poor guy took one for the team and died by the legacy virus

PS he came back and kicked everyone's ass

That Colossus is heroic

by Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin November 22, 2018

coldsqerm

S-senpai Onii~chan plays barbies with me while we listen to despacito

Coldsqerm is gæy

by CocK chOkEr December 17, 2018

Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.

The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..

by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019

Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥

by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020