collin smet

A straight young bull and young savage. Collin Smet's have huge cocks that they ram horses with. They are very hot and have nice legs and beautiful eyes. Straight angels.

"Wow look at that Collin smet... he must have a huge cock."

by Savage21111 April 24, 2017

collin rimmer

A disgusting mix of a fat child and a groomer. Collin often takes children to the Trafford centre to the food court. Rimmer took GCSE cookery making him “The gay baker”

First a french word then English. I can’t believe man he was once a fat child and now a grommer making him a Collin rimmer

by Reaney February 21, 2019

Collinsexual

If you are collinsexual, you like to have intercourse with paper

Friend 1: You are collinsexual
Friend 2: *explodes*

by mememasternate March 12, 2019

Collateral Clout

Clout gained via the collateral damage of social media posts you’re tagged in

Yo tag me in that story, I look fire. I’m trying to get some collateral clout!

by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019

collidagroup

A group of pedestrians, cyclists and dogs on a narrow point of a multi-use trail, where there is or could be a collision.

I had to slow down, when I saw a collidagroup up ahead.

by Mrs.joehill August 21, 2021

Gossip Collateral

When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.

Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.

by Amarantha September 1, 2010

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

by krwlos1 September 4, 2010