college

A place you go to to complete your government brainwashing.

And you pay for it too.

by stupid fucks January 22, 2005

college

Too FUCKING expensive.

I pay 5 times as much in college tuition as the in-state guys for the same fucking classes, even though I have lived in the state for two years now. And to think that all the money is going to some corporate executive's pay bonus pisses me off royally.

by out-of-state student November 6, 2003

hailsham community college

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard

Hailsham community college is shit

by the shammer April 21, 2015

Campion College

An overrated school that tricked/tricks innocent 11-year-olds into putting it as their top choice for PEP and GSAT

"When Campion College says 'Diamonds are formed under pressure, I'm tempted to jump off a cliff"

by noniabisnis January 26, 2022

College Rugby

College rugby is rugby played amongst any beast or awesome people at college or high school. The origins are from the teachings of John Kinniburugh, Gareth Hughes and Luke Murphy who had these teaching handed down to them by the Mr. Fitzpatrick. Anyone who plays college rugby is awesome or superior to most and should be applauded if seen in public.

Disgruntled youth: Im going to beat shit out of that guy when we play them at rugby.
Wise friend: Don't man he plays college rugby!

rugby college supreme chums

by Lukejaym March 15, 2011

college

1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.

2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.

Shit, I can barely remember college.

by Alpha79 December 28, 2005

CollegeHumor Show

A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.

The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch

I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!

by Ice_Cream_Yum February 21, 2009