squat cobbler

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.

Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.

by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).

squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...

by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016

bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016