Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

Chert

1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example

"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

Cert

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

by moleman12345 September 22, 2011

Certified lover boy

A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl

A gental guy, A simp

“Hey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?”“Yeah he’s a certified lover boy now “

by Bby mama October 6, 2021

Cleat Macker

Someone who makes out with another person who had to shoot the boot earlier in the evening out of a cleat.

You totally made out with him after he drank out of a dirty, used cleat, you cleat macker!!!

by Cleat macker's friend February 18, 2010

clart

Taken from West Indian patois 'blood clot'. Blad was on the streets for years but a mate in Newport is now refered to as a clart thanks to the GLC.

Alright clart? Are yous safe or what?

by One Step August 7, 2003

clarted

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

by Technofrog March 22, 2003