A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.
"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
by TRUSAVAGE June 12, 2021
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by alskj November 23, 2007
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Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 23, 2009
Get the Moment of Clarity mug.A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.
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by Snax September 11, 2005
Get the Clarity mug.Santa Clarita is the fourth largest city in Los Angeles County, California, United States. The 2006 population was calculated at 175,314 but it is likely the population is even higher than that as the city continues to grow rapidly. It is located about 35 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles, and occupies most of the Santa Clarita Valley. It is a notable example of a U.S. edge city or boomburb. The FBI rates it as the sixth safest city in the United States with at least 100,000 inhabitants. (Nearby Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, in Ventura County, traditionally alternate between the first and second spots on the list.)
Santa Clarita was incorporated in 1987 as the union of several previously existing communities, including Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, Valencia, and portions of Castaic. Its principal boundaries are the Golden State and Antelope Valley freeways; their merger in Newhall Pass at the city's southernmost point gives Santa Clarita its distinctive triangular appearance on the map. Unlike many other hybrid cities' districts, communities in Santa Clarita retain a considerable degree of autonomy, to the extent that some of them, such as Valencia, most notably—are often mistaken for completely separate cities.
Santa Clarita's most notable attractions are the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park on the western edge of the city, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), both located in Valencia.
Santa Clarita was incorporated in 1987 as the union of several previously existing communities, including Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, Valencia, and portions of Castaic. Its principal boundaries are the Golden State and Antelope Valley freeways; their merger in Newhall Pass at the city's southernmost point gives Santa Clarita its distinctive triangular appearance on the map. Unlike many other hybrid cities' districts, communities in Santa Clarita retain a considerable degree of autonomy, to the extent that some of them, such as Valencia, most notably—are often mistaken for completely separate cities.
Santa Clarita's most notable attractions are the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park on the western edge of the city, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), both located in Valencia.
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