Chumpkins

A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.

I think Chumpkins got out...

Oh, Shit! RUN!

-explosion-

by Energyboy November 14, 2012

bum chums

Two men who are homosexual lovers. Often used as an insult where no homosexual relationship exists (similar to the use of the word "gay" as an insult, but more offensive).

Bob always gets the best assignments because he's bum chums with his boss.

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

chumped

to bust on someone so that they have nothing to say afterwards.

I chumped you.

by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003

one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

by josh510 July 12, 2009

chump car

Dried up carcass of the CART series.

Who needs milk? Chump Car

by Spicooli December 24, 2007

chumpography

The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.

Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."

by Ando Commando February 23, 2009

chumpfacewhore

a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.

ooohmygood look at her she's such a chumpfacewhore let's throw shoes at her!!!!

by blonndie January 9, 2011