stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

chowder shower

To shower a ho in skeet from a higher elevation.

Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.

Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.

by John White October 28, 2007

New England Man Chowder

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011

Stomach Chowder

A lot of vomit usually following a late night of excessive drinking topped off with greasy Waffle House food. Sometimes, the chowder is a direct reflex hurl from the food resulting in a trail of chowder to the bathroom of the food establishment.

Dude, we gotta get Jed home before he blows stomach chowder all over the inside of my pick-up truck.

by Omlette Man October 17, 2006

cholera

the best intestinal disease on the market today, complete with evacuating your bowels without end!

<hears dude letting lose> "uh oh! sounds like cholera!"

by speede May 19, 2004