Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

chiming

One who rubs baby oil on his little nub to get pleasure having foreign objects ramed in his ass

chi ming grabed his ankles and acted out scenes from his favorite movie anal massacer

by d-tizle May 2, 2003

Chicking It

To indulge in activities typically seen as being female past times, such as staying in and watching "chick flicks". Can be used by males and females to describe behaviour seen as effeminate.

Sorry man, I can't come out, I'm chicking it with my girlfriend tonight.

by AEtches September 13, 2009

chikong

Another term for chicken

Mom went to the store to buy some more chikong for the game

by Explainer1095 November 18, 2009

chicking out

checking out on girls/chicks..

we were chicking out yesterday at the mall

by problem child1788 February 22, 2010

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011