Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.
Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.
by Nutsakula July 15, 2006
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Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.
1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks
by Mister A. February 11, 2009
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Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.
"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."
by J-Floz April 8, 2010
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The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.
Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.
by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010
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clapping cheeks

Term for dominating in a fight, alternative version of "clapping cheeks" which can mean having sex.
"Wow, you really got your cheeks clapped in that game, huh?"

"Shut up, Jordan"

Clapping cheeks; winning a fight.
Cheeks clapped; losing a fight.
by joeym6969 June 19, 2020
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Meat Cheek

taking a piece of meat and slapping, smudging, and/or throwing it at one's cheek. (Method commonly used in the lunchroom)
!!Besides any type of meat, you may use mayo, creamcheese, butter, or any liquidey, sticky, or messy substance!!
"MEAT CHEEK!"
"Dude, you just got meat cheeked!"
"Yo, were gonna meat cheek Boch today!"
"It's Meat Cheek WEEK!"
by Joe La May 9, 2007
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Dawgin cheeks

to have sexual inter-coarse with a woman or bitch, that you do not have any emotional connection with.
"if you get home and the doors are shut, you know im in there dawgin cheeks"

"this bitch want me to dawg her cheeks"
by COdy Steuart February 26, 2009
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