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yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...
by Rocker45673 August 2, 2021
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A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.
Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.
by abluecarrot May 20, 2010
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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018
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Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots
Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!
by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020
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Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs
- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side
by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018
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Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.
Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend
by FatalToxic April 26, 2011
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magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
by biggie27080 June 8, 2016
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