backyard carrot

Anal sex. When man sticks his "carrot" or penis into the anus or "backyard" of another male or female for sexual pleasure.

Damon wants to experiment and backyard carrot his girlfriend.

by Lillyfrog932 May 17, 2014

yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.

Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...

by Rocker45673 August 2, 2021

Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth

The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler

by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017

A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.

Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.

by abluecarrot May 20, 2010