big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

Soup canoe

Another term for a gravy boat.

Hey dude, pass me the soup canoe!

by WindyMcstring February 18, 2011

Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015