big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020