big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.
This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
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Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!
by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006
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Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy
My wife made me the, Man in the canoe
by Super accurate description November 05, 2019
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Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.
I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!
by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009
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Soup canoe

by WindyMcstring January 29, 2011
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Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
by Country boy 22 August 07, 2015
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Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 10, 2015
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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
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