big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023