Cancer alert

A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.

Make YouTube great again by getting rid of cancer alert

by Make YouTube great again July 5, 2016

cancer stick

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.

Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.

by ignor July 5, 2003

Capricorn and Cancer

Cancer and capricorn are most likely to have alot of things in common, otherwhise they would love eachother, if not..atleast they would be bestfriends. They could meet in the same school. They would be most likely to fall in love.

Hey, They would be a great couple or bestfriends!
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”

by tqtae October 29, 2020

Probably cancer

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.

Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.

by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008

Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

by akwhitacre August 26, 2009

social cancer

A cancer of the mind becomes indifferent to felons being bussed in to vote for more socialism

A cancer of society that sits on its hands when children are slaughtered moments after conception -- an atrocity that makes abortion seem insignificant

Socialism causes social cancer. Evil campaigns for socialism.

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

Cancer Sticks

Cigarettes, Smokes, Death Sticks.

I gotta have a cancer stick to start the day.

by vulgar display of peter May 1, 2005