Camaro

1)GM's shittiest attempt at a sports car ever.

2)Car discontinued in 2002, due the decline in sales from the largest buying groups- rednecks and G dawgs.

3) Girl version of a Trans AM, the other mullet-mobile.

1)That guy has a camaro, he must have a mullet and a three inch penis.

by Bob December 15, 2002

Calmada

hispanic use...to calm down!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!

by E-BLOOD 35 October 17, 2008

Calgary Flames

The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.

The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!

Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.

The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!

The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".

by Who;s your daddy? September 10, 2006

Calvary Chapel Murrieta

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.

Christians Christian Schools Calvary Chapel Murrieta

by Sickened by Calvary October 19, 2010

calgary

A fucking awesome city, with the saddledome, Calgary tower (WITH A FUCKING AWESOME SEE THROUGH FLOORING!!), Legendary theaters, One Egyptian temple themed, and the other one is based on the roman coliseum. We have a PYRAMID shaped library thats genius. We have the stampede, globalfest, AWESOME malls , lots of hangouts, EVERYTHING, C.O.P., We should be The capital of the country because we are the fastest, richest growing city in all the fucking country.

Calgary Owns French Canada up the ass, and Edmonton.
Dude-1:"So what do you want to do today in Calgary?"
Dude-1:"I dunno there is to much to do!! *raging orgasm*"

by Your Mother's father's daughter's seventh son, of a seventh son. August 15, 2006

Camaro

a car that is RS really slow or SS super slow or Z28 zipped the quater mile in 28 seconds damn i could run it in that

that camaro was slow as shit i ran faster than it did

by camaros suck ass March 2, 2003

calgary

A sterile, livable and modest Canadian city, with professional sports teams for entertainment. A stone's throw from the Rockies, but that doesn't actually affect the quality of the city.
It's not even close to a "world city", but Calgary has the most potential to grow of any Canadian city. With the oil economy, the imigrants are coming from across the globe and local art scenes will develop.
A city with some minority of fanatics that really like to insult Toronto for no apparent reason. But they are not the voice of the city.

Calgarian: "Fuck Toronto, those pakis and gangster wannabes can stay where they are. Calgary is so much better, we have the stampede."

Torontonian: "Calgary's pretty cool, I love Banff and the Rockies. Last time I was there I missed the stampede by a couple of days, and didn't really do anything memorable. Stop talking bullshit about my hometown! It's a lot more dynamic in the arts, dining, diversity and the neighbourhoods. If crime gets worse and the city becomes dirtier, I'll consider Calgary, but we've got some unique ideas. Watch out."

Calgarian: "I suppose I've never lived back east, I don't really know. Mind you, I don't have much to complain about either."

by A.J.R. October 26, 2006