This called me single in every language

Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.

Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”

by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023

Flag

Get the This called me single in every language mug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Octavia Loreno Spencer Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Flag

Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Octavia Loreno Spencer Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.> mug.

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

Flag

Get the When you call me at 3 in the morning mug.

<.7.9.7.6.>You Do Realize That I, Angel JosE RObles Arisesisa Aresesisa THe Master Of Interpersonal COmmunication...Call Me"'Orion''"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Flag

Get the <.7.9.7.6.>You Do Realize That I, Angel JosE RObles Arisesisa Aresesisa THe Master Of Interpersonal COmmunication...Call Me"'Orion''"<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Flag

Get the Slap my ass and call me porky mug.

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Flag