Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

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UBS cable

Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.

I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

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Cable

A guy who usually has brown hair, is tan, and is really nice. Cables usually are very charming, and have really really good abs, they also are strong, and really chill laid back hard working guys. Cables have a lot of friends, and they are total bad asses. Usually they like brunettes or blondes, but occasionally like black haired girls. They also have above average dicks, and they love people, they are extroverts. They don’t trust very many people, and think they themselves are bad guys, when in fact they are good guys.

Riley Reid: omfg, Cable is so fucking hot
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best

by The Riddler82 June 8, 2020

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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

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