canadian whoopie cushion

when you blow air into somebody's asshole and than punch them in the stomach

Caleb had the loudest canadian whoopie cushion I have ever heard after foreplay with Diablo.

by 09AB68W January 3, 2014

Cushty your mushty

to shut up, or close ones mouth or put a sock in it.

bitch, cushty your mushty

by Mango shortarse cherry bango. August 2, 2009

cushion your brain

1. What a helmet is for.

2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!

1. Dude1: Aw man, i nailed my head on my car door!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.

2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!

by Kush-in your BRAIN! June 25, 2009

Cushion

A cushion is drug that makes the comedown of another drug easier to deal with. A cushion can also be taking a small amount of the same drug when coming down.

I'm using my last pill as a cushion.

by Epigone August 7, 2005

Cushy

A nickname for someone who has an extremely easy job - like a program data position. This serves as a platform for him to try and improve his incredibly poor foosball skills. See also: Tool

Is Cushy napping again or is he just on vacation?

by Miriam Webster November 21, 2002

Cushy Muffins

A couple, usually gay.

"Don't you think Jak and Daxter are the perfect cushy muffins?"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 7, 2005

fart cushion

A fart cusion is like a pin cushion, You just fart into it!

I use my fart cushion alot.

by poopylongstockings September 4, 2006