fucking shawns comming

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales

fucking shawns comming god damit i hate that stupid nigger

by Italian boy March 11, 2008

Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

by The creator April 12, 2022

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

12 valve cummins

The most BAD ASS diesel engine on the planet. It'll be droppin panties while your Rollin coal for days

Man my truck could whoop that fords ass but let me go and fix the injectors in my 12 valve Cummins first

by Dieselhick1013 January 11, 2019

camming

The act of masturbating with your significant other or random people by showing eachother over webcams

Dude, I was camming with this smoking chick last night, and damn, I could've died happy

by Pyro F. February 8, 2017

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

Cuming Rainbow

When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.

Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow

by semper amabo te February 25, 2011