Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash March 3, 2011

Scuba Crumbs

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.

Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....

by TimMiller6969 January 19, 2011

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).

"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"

by Momochki1 June 27, 2020

Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.

Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.

by Goukuh January 20, 2020