aasen-croc

A cold-blooded reptile that has no heart. Also used to express irritation at another person.

Person 1: What's her deal?
Person 2: She's an aasen-croc!

by nut12meg November 15, 2009

crocs day

Crocs day is When you wear your crocs to school

lacey said that tomorrow’s crocs day; a day that you wear you crocs to school

by crocslover September 5, 2019

Mr Crocs

YouTuber who made by far the shittiest Elon r u ok video. Also makes Fortnite videos if that weren’t worse enough

Mr crocs suck ass

by RedoCrazy May 13, 2022

Croc

1. The ultimate gains bro, large reproduction rod, swole, tan, and juicy af.
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds

Whoa look as Josh he’s such a croc

“Hey croc go talk to those girls and tell them to come here”

by Crocrppl2 March 28, 2019

Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus

Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??

by Therake1991 January 1, 2025

Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022