Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs

Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap

by Asmryoass June 14, 2022

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

Crocs

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S

Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*

by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022

Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

Crocs

The best shoes ever

"Look at my fresh new crocs carl"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021