chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

crayon

Something really stupid or illogical that it's as if it was written by a child.

Bro how did you get in trouble for that? That's so crayon, I swear.

by BigGayWarBanana69420 July 9, 2025

Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.

Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON

by Vedava July 31, 2022

Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass

Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole

by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014

Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together

Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021

Im crayon

A term first used in ugly streamer "Yusuf7n" chat by a unknown user who said "Ts so funny I'm crayon😭🖍️" The term later gained popularity In his chat sometimes used by his overweight and hideous mod by the name of "Dufib"

Ts so funny im crayon😭🖍️

by yusuf7nloverandhater June 24, 2025