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Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
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