groton, Connecticut

A place often mixed with Groton, Massachusetts. A place full of boats and schools. Everybody there hates the other social classes and every other school they haven't attended. Near the world famous FoxWoods Casino, and Mohegan Sun Casino. No notable sports teams, unless you count the boating teams. Probably one of the most expensive places to live, but its worth it because you don't have to deal with gangs or violent crimes. Though you will have to deal with people saying its better than everywhere else (because it is) and people that deserve to be on r/iamverysmart.
Person 1|. Want to go to groton, Connecticut for vacation?
Person 2| Why?
by Onionboi January 06, 2018
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 28, 2023
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Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.
While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.
by Litigious Luigi December 08, 2024
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Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.
New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.
by CathayJule April 08, 2021
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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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