Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.
Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."
by Jimmyjoe1115 January 03, 2011
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spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.
1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."
by wolfbert August 30, 2009
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popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.
Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!
by erineeee March 13, 2011
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Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
by TDGSR April 30, 2020
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love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.
“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom
by Hexels November 30, 2019
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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.
I just got hit with a coma shot
by qwindy January 01, 2011
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