coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.
I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.
by John R. December 4, 2003
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Coconut water

A term a lesbian uses, it is said that American coconut water tastes like a vagina. So if a girl says she likes coconut water that means she wanna have some women in her bed.
Jackson: Ey Dream what do you wanna drink?

Dream:*looks at another woman* I'll have some coconut water
by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021
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coconut college

A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.
Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?

Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies
by Dusty Bannister January 9, 2008
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Sex Coconut

Someone with high labido and short hair.
That sex coconut posted pictures of his catbum online
by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010
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coconut shell

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell
by andyellie June 6, 2017
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Savannah Coconut

Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.
Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?
by Canatron November 1, 2019
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