Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles
My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win
by men in tights June 18, 2009
The time honored practice of Cincinnati Chili-ing a lady implies digital stimulation of the vagina with spice-coated fingers, during the woman's menstrual period.
When I asked her if she wanted some Cincinnati Chili and she replied "yes", I was absolutely delighted.
by The BH December 27, 2006
The time honored practice of Cincinnati Chili-ing a lady implies digital stimulation of the vagina with spice-coated fingers, during the woman's menstrual period.
When I asked her if she wanted some Cincinnati Chili and she replied "yes", I was absolutely delighted.
by The BH January 03, 2007
by beefums March 17, 2005
the act of docking with another man while a woman gives you a combined handjob, treating both of your members as one long penis
Stacy gave me and Jacob the best Cincinnati Ziptie the other day and we both finished at the same time!
by 4163n March 13, 2022
When a city road worker shits on your chest, while wareing his orange vest and yellow hard hat, as a homeless guy trys to jerk you off for beer money.
My wife is staying at her sister's this week, I think I'll go to Forth street for a good Cincinnati Steamer ...
by Whiskey Jack February 23, 2018
When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.
A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."
by Shufflerock November 27, 2016