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Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
mugGet the Ass cigarmug.

Cigar daddy

A man that will take your hoes and everything away from you
Cigar daddy: Bitch you don't need any example now get your dumb ass outta this website
by Iwillyeetmyself June 23, 2019
mugGet the Cigar daddymug.

No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it
Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.
by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023
mugGet the No Cigarmug.

Cigar Job

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"
by asmrrfy September 23, 2023
mugGet the Cigar Jobmug.

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
mugGet the Cigar Seshmug.

cigar star

A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night
I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.
by Cozmickandy February 17, 2023
mugGet the cigar starmug.

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
mugGet the cigar yogamug.

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