Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Cigar daddy

A man that will take your hoes and everything away from you

Cigar daddy: Bitch you don't need any example now get your dumb ass outta this website

by Iwillyeetmyself June 23, 2019

No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it

Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.

by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

cigar star

A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night

I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.

by Cozmickandy February 17, 2023

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024