Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

Butaki

When homosexual males insert vegetables in to the rectum and then have sex. After sex they push the veggies back out and have a salad.

Jimmy can serve up one hell of a butaki

by Jerad (From Subway) November 13, 2003

a butcher's

Cockney rhyming slang -- a butcher's hook, rhymes with look. The slang gets trickey in use as it is usually truncated. Apples and pears becomes apples, but refers to stairs.

I went and had a butcher's at that new café

by Fueltank September 27, 2005

butchcore

1. A singer/band full of lesbo's with butch looks and consists of complete butch music and overall butchness.

2. Any scene butch that acts all hXc but is really.. bXc..
BUTCHCORE!

3. A response to someone when you have nothing better to say

1. Melissa Ethridge is butchcore Mcgee

2. There's this bXc kid in my hallway

3. Dylan: I like fucking cats
Kyle: BUTCHCOREEEEE!

by kylowned May 6, 2007

Butch Twink

There's this kid at my school who looks like he's either a butch lesbian or a gay twink and my friends can't decide which

"Oh hey, it's Butch Twink!"

by beans_are_dumb August 24, 2019