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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*
by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025
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BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!
by HumorDeath November 19, 2025
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I need iron blocks

I need uh. Iron blocks pls I need iron blocks
by not a guy November 23, 2025
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I DO need it in there

And it can't be removed once it IS in there.
Hym "You really struggle with pronouns, don't you? I DO need it in there. I said 'I do' and now till death do we part. YOU need to accept that what YOU are doing isn't going to work and that what I'M doing IS going to work. That's it. That is all. You are not going to successfully control my mind and what you are doing now is selling the illusion of that to an audience so they can lie to the kids I scared. I scared the kids. The school shootings went down. You said 'Fuck Hym. We don't have to listen to Hym. LeT's Do ThE oPpOsItE!' And then I'm guessing they went up in direct proportion to you doing the thing I told you not to do. And now you are trying to make me submit to your will and not only is that not happening but nothing you can ever do is going to convince me to do that."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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i need mines

when someone is in need of sexual activities; usually when feeling horny
Jon” you okay man “
mitch” yea but i need mines
by Bubblegum bubbler December 2, 2025
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I don't need to see anything

I don't need to see that I'm wrong about anything. I don't need to see that my words are hurtful. You need to admit that I'm right or I need to murder someone's kid.
Hym "I don't need to see anything. I don't care. I'm not ever going to care. The proceeds or someone's life. That's it. I'm taking 100% of one or 100% of the other. No negotiations."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2025
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