by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020
Get the Broccoli Man mug.A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
Get the Gone broccoli mug.A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro February 23, 2012
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Get the Broccoli mug.A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.
Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
by 042407062001 November 21, 2020
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