Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

broccoli cole forrest fire

an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,

proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.

"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"

by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022

Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Broccoli

Demons and hell.

Broccoli is the worst thing ever, it's disgusting AF.

by wolfybear713 April 19, 2022

Beef and broccoli

Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli

Im so zooted off this beef and broccoli

by Djunojuno1 March 6, 2021

Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die

“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one”

by Curtain eater June 19, 2021

Broccoli

Deku

“OMG THE BROCCOLI IS SOOO CUTE”

by Michea May 22, 2021