by Im meeee November 20, 2018
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 06, 2024
by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022
The most inseparable duo on plant earth, their love holds no bounds on time and is to believed to be immortal.
Mikaela-The smart ,pretty , hardworking match to Brents flame
Brent-Tall, Comforting, Energetic flame to light Mikaelas spirits
They are to believed to be the most attractive people in the world.
When they have kids church bells everywhere will ring.
Mikaela is obviously the better looking out of the two but Brent doesn’t care they love each other and that’s all that matters.<3
Mikaela-The smart ,pretty , hardworking match to Brents flame
Brent-Tall, Comforting, Energetic flame to light Mikaelas spirits
They are to believed to be the most attractive people in the world.
When they have kids church bells everywhere will ring.
Mikaela is obviously the better looking out of the two but Brent doesn’t care they love each other and that’s all that matters.<3
by Mikaelas boyfriend March 25, 2023
Brent and Mikaela have the strongest bond between any human on earth period.
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
Brent and Mikaela will be together forever.
by Mikaelas boyfriend March 25, 2023
the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video
fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out
fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him
fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova
fan 1:agreed
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fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out
fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him
fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova
fan 1:agreed
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by deblob3 May 25, 2025
by Brenthimself May 25, 2022