Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

Doge bread

No its not a doge breed its a Doge BREAD.

I went to the supermarket to buy some doge bread.

by dogebread January 25, 2023

garlic bread

yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumumyum

person 1: i love garlic bread

by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021

bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.

"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."

by pickle peter December 17, 2013

the breaded chicken

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in

"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009

High bread

Slang term; Money for marijuana. The money you set aside for buying weed.

Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.

by Cliffle July 13, 2011

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

by QF99 April 20, 2020