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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Brakes

There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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Prayer brake

The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.
Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.
by Jbt003 July 4, 2009
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Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.
Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!
by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025
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the brakes

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?
by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019
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The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.
I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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