Bakerspatch

A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!

Yes, I live in Bakerspatch and love it!

by diananer September 17, 2010

Bakery

A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.

Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free”
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”

by Sarah the bread enthusiast June 6, 2019

Baked oil rubdown

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Golden Bakery

The best bakery in Perth, WA . City folk commonly frequent there doing GB runs for their co-workers.

Me: "Hey everyone im doin a GB run, whos down for some sausage rolls?"

Scotty: "Put me in for 3 simosas!"

Me: "Only if you leave the empty box on Mats desk"

Andy: "oh man that GB was good!"

Me: "i know but now ive gotta AGBB (after golden bakery bog)"

by darkglacier July 5, 2011

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018