Bourgeoisie Blues

When someone complains about their privileges. Usually someone who is rich and lives in a first world country.

Jim: I cant believe my parents wont let me get madden 12 for my ps3

Jeff: I dont want to hear your Bourgeoisie Blues. At least you have a ps3, unlike children in africa.

by demonpr22 October 2, 2011

Borken

When someones microphone is making lots of shit noise like a helicopter.

Nathan you mic is borken fix it please!

by FaZe LazarB3am September 27, 2019

Jack Bourget

He eats my penis

No homo, he just Jack Bourget

by I'm So Tired October 27, 2018

brendan burke

A tard with an abusive father and many siblings.

I hate brendan burkes.

by Jeff_Carlson January 29, 2020

blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004

nerd bourgeoisie

1. A person who describes him or herself as a "nerd" or "geek" due to his or her enjoyment of science fiction or fantasy-themed trends that have come into prominence in the main stream media. Members of this middle class consume trendy material without developing a desire to explore additional (but less publicly notable) works or trends in the same genre.

Don't be fooled by Twilight, it's nothing but rubbish to trick the nerd bourgeoisie.

by snickersnack July 28, 2010

alexandra burke

Winner of the 5th UK series of X Factor - who didnt really deserve to win; the proof of which is evident in that she hasn't released a single song in a whole year...

...and her first (and only) was ripped off the late singer/songwriter legend Jeff Buckley.

"Hey dude, how do you spell 'pointless key change mid-song to make the artist appear more musical and disguise the fact they have no creative ideas to enhance their s**t cover other than to resort to cheap, lazy modulations in order to appeal to their generic-music-loving audience of 13 people, and similar in every way to leona lewis other than doesn't write songs and so doesn't really deserve to be associated with the music industry?"
"Yeah dude it's A-L-E... actually the name isnt worth spelling. alexandra burke. go figure."

by phoenix_22 July 25, 2009