no-boner

Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to bed.

jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.

bruce: she was lookin' damn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-boner really.

by DAAW August 27, 2008

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003

boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

boner

Name of a guy from the shitty 80's TV show growing pains.

Uh huh huh huh that guys name is Boner! wow what a bad show.

by burnt my legs July 28, 2008

boner

a term used to descrbe one's obsession or extreme fondness for something or someone.

"Kyle has a boner for his huge white truck."

by matt_stan40 September 19, 2006

boner

Verb
1. to beat, win, or destroy
2. to be tired, exhausted

1. "bro we're about to absolutely boner

these chumps"

2. "bro I'm so bonered from that work

out"

by frickinfricks July 21, 2019

Bonerer

Like a boner only bonerer. A boner so huge it's too hard to hold on

Your sexy body made me bonerer than usual

by The mysterious Editor June 6, 2015