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boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.
You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!
by cojudi August 28, 2014
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fortnite boat

by SoggyPlaydoh March 20, 2019
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Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.
Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life
by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020
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gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.
God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?
by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016
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Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.
Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare
by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021
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flip a boat

A common phrase used to smoothly exit from any conversation.
by Bachata Horchata July 9, 2017
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neu-boating

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.
by Peetos January 11, 2022
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