Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.

I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!

by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018

yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

by jr2oppy June 6, 2023

Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you

I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!

by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

Bless In The Sky

A Phrase that obviously means you have received a blessing from from the heavens/jesus/god.

"Yo I just found a 20 dollar bill on the street, it's a bless in the sky!!!"

by Boxden User September 7, 2013

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011