Blake 

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

Blake by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

blake 

a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any

Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.

blake by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009

Blake 

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜

Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.

Blake by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017

Blake 

He sits down and does nothing all day except but play games and beats his meat to hot girls defiantly not loli hentai. kidding aside he he pretty is cool and weird and beats his meat hard .

hi blake

Blake by XmostcoolesX December 14, 2017

Blake 

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! He’s seriously funny, amazing, and cute as heck! He’ll never let you down and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh! He’s weird, but that’s what makes him so likable! If you know a Blake, you are truly blessed!

Who’s that cute guy over there?
Oh, that’s Blake, the new guy!
I heard he likes y/n!
I know! I totally ship them!

Blake by Merrylala.97 December 17, 2017

Blake 

A Guy who works with secret orgnizations and may be harm to others

Blake works for Mcdonalds

Blake by Karemm May 13, 2018

Blake 

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.

Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted

Blake by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018