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Blake

A retarded, stupid, ugly walking potato.
He is as nasty as a dinosaur and when girls see his face, they sprint in the opposite direction.
That guy is such a blake, ew
by This_Person_Macaroni February 11, 2018
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Blake

A Blake is usually a girl that guys fall for. Shes sometimes perverted but her other qualities outshine this. A Blake is known for her charm and humor. If you are fortunate enough to befriend one, cherish it. Having a Blake in your life is not something to take lightly, they are the most wonderful people out there and will make you smile a countless number of times. They are great to talk to and once you meet one, you won't forget them. (Also very good looking and is hella thick)
Damn Blake has a nice ass
by Mr.thick March 31, 2019
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Blake

a complete pussy no one ever wants to talk to
you see that pussy right there, his name must be blake
by Jonathan benit December 17, 2014
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Blake

1. verb - employing as little energy as possible when handling a commitment of any type

2. noun - a person who lacks commitment to a particular task that they have agreed to finish or administer to
The administration here is so clueless I can just blake this job.

That dude is so lazy; always blaking it.
by fireinthehole February 4, 2010
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Blake

Blake broke up with Bella
by Blakelover2000 June 19, 2017
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Blake

a stage 5 clinger who doesn't realize that the feelings aren't mutual.
He's called me 7 times in the past hour. We've got a Blake on our hands.
by deeeena January 19, 2011
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Blake

An annoying know it all who doesn't shut up. Thinks he is popular and hot, but no one likes him. He is also extremely ugly and short.

Unpopular boy and girls name.

Another name for a dick.
Blake: Hey, I can get any girl
Person 1: You're fucking ugly
Person 2: No-one likes you
Person 3: Fuck off shorty
Blake: You're so immature, you're just immature
Person 1: Fuck off
Person 2: Blake, you are fucking gay, piss off nobody wants you around faggot.
*Blake runs off crying as everyone else holds in laughter*
by Smoker May 5, 2014
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