hipster biscuits

Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.

Here is your box of hipster biscuits Adam.

by Fatstick November 23, 2014

Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"

You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father

by Chris Redmond January 11, 2004

booty biscuits

That part of butt cheeks that is visible bulging out beneath short shorts and bathing suits

Did you see how short that girls shorts were? She was all booty biscuits

by Lyricalroger December 15, 2012

bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"

Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.

by dilligasty August 19, 2008

Whisker biscuit

An old prickly snatch

She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit

by Suka may korncob April 26, 2022

Bukkake Biscuit

A female who engages as the recipient of a bukkake is considered to be a Bukkake Biscuit.

"Damn, I shot my yogurt raisins all over that Bukkake Biscuit!"

"I can't believe that Bukkake Biscuit soaked up all eight of our loads!"

by R. Stizzle November 15, 2011

sticky biscuit

A group of lads wank over a biscuit, and the last to cum on it has to eat, the now "sticky biscuit"

Person1: Why isnt josh here?
Person2: He played sticky biscuit and lost
person1: Oh..............errrr

by mat scott November 28, 2005