baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

Bicondom

The act of placing two penises in one condom.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna bang this chick?"

Guy 2: "Hell ya, but I only have one condom."

Guy 1: "Lets just use it as a bicondom."

by PhatJessus February 18, 2012

Balonge

1. Someone very slow on the up take.
2. Unaware

3. Socially inept

Dude, move! You big balonge!

Only a balonge could say that

by Unaware May 28, 2013

Biconundrum

Two conundrums, double conundrum. 2 mysteries/ puzzles in 1

The prisoner was faced with the challenging biconundrum of how to break out of prison and disappear undetected.

by Jellycrushmaster October 9, 2016

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018