someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
by definemyass September 30, 2005
Get the bible humpermug. Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.
by zomgwhat October 2, 2008
Get the bible thumpermug. by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007
Get the bible hookermug. The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.
Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).
The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
(if myths manage a say).
The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018
Get the The Satanic Biblemug. A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
Get the Holy Biblemug. someone who spends their day reading the bible and only talks about the bible. they become like robots except they only do things related to the bible
by sum random shit September 28, 2007
Get the Bible Dronemug. by Lee K. April 23, 2005
Get the Bible Blackmug.