bastard shit 

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

bastard shit by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

bastard fetus 

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

bastard fetus by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Gonk 

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

Bastard Gonk by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Bastard Brain 

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.

Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."

Bastard Brain by IIm not gay kay? May 9, 2020

Bastard Pet 

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

Bastard Pet by EPPLE December 31, 2020

bastard hat 

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

bastard hat by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bastard sauce 

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

Bastard sauce by Chaoticist December 16, 2010